But you work it off, right?

Gym Buff #1: "Hurry up. We don't have a ton of time."

Gym Buff #2: "I'm not the one who needed a 10 gallon grande mocha choca loca whatever the hell you're drinking from Starbuck's."

Gym Buff #1: "But it's tasty."

Gym Buff #2: "Nothing says great workout like consuming trans fat before the gym."

- Bally's on Dempster and Waukegan

-- Submitted by Mole