Guy #1: "There's definitely a way to tell who all the Jews on the North Shore are."
Guy #2: "Yeah. The long beard and black hat."
Guy #1: "No. The 'I'm orthodox but not wearing the black hat because I'm in the business world' Jew. They're always teh gus with the beard, button down shirt, dress pants, and a Cubs hat on."
- Highland Park
-- Submitted by Herv