Man #1: "It's ALL about the color. If I paint it green, it's too outdoorsy. Blue, too much like the sky. Yellow is too bright for a bathroom. Black is too dark. White is lame. Orange is bursting but do I want it in a bathroom? Red is gorgeous, but not bathroomy. Pink would just be gay."
Man #2: "Yeah. Pink would be gay. Forget everything else you said, it's all about pink being gay. Dumbass."
- Home Depot, Evanston
-- Submitted by Xuxu