Girl: "Where did you meet her again?"
Guy: "On MySpace."
Girl: "And you decided a date was a good idea?"
Guy: "Yeah. It's a social network and I was socially networking."
Girl: "Based on pictures and instant messages?"
Guy: "And a phone call."
Girl: "Oh. Well, that's a clincher. Let's just hope she's not a typical MySpace whore with flattering pictures of her head that excludes her plumped out, Cadillac sized ass."
Guy: "She had a nice voice, you know."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Gray