Guy #1: "I need a new job."
Guy #2: "So get one. What do you want to do?"
Guy #1: "I'm thinking doctor or lawyer. Something that will bring in the money."
Guy #2: "Usually you need degrees for that stuff. GED's don't really get you into hospitals or law firms."
Guy #1: "How hard could it be? I figure one or two years from now, I can just finish the degree and rake in the cash."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Fruitopia