Guy: "...and I'm heading up to Milwaukee this weekend. I love the big city look with the small city feel."
Girl: "Milwaukee doesn't look like a big city. It looks like a small city. That's why it has the small city feel."
Guy: "No. Milwaukee is a big city. There are just as many bars, shops, and people as Chicago."
Girl: "Besides the stupidity of that statement, and taking it at face value, wouldn't that mean that it's a big city look with a big city feel?"
Guy: "You're a stupid statement and your dad hates you. And you're not coming with me."
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by CTA Rider