Friday, June 01, 2007

The honest approach.

Bum: "Folks, don't worry about going in there. You know the outcome and you're going to waste money on hot dogs and beer and snacks. Do me a favor and give me the money so I can waste it on hot dogs and beer and snacks. The Cubs will still lose, you'll be at home in comfort, and I'll be eating and drinking while being put to sleep."

- Wrigley Field

-- Submitted by John John

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