Thursday, June 14, 2007

Have you checked his pulse?

Guy #1: "One worker called in for the millionth time this year and said he was sick, so I fired him. Another guy didn't bother showing up. Two guys were on vacation. My assistant was out. It was just me and Terry. And it was a crazy ass day."

Guy #2: "Why didn't you call your kid and tell him to come in? He could have helped."

Guy #1: "That would have been great. The only problem is that shlub doesn't know how to get up before never. I don't think I've seen him awake since he's turned 18."

- Brown Line

-- Submitted by Tropical

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