Guy #1: "One worker called in for the millionth time this year and said he was sick, so I fired him. Another guy didn't bother showing up. Two guys were on vacation. My assistant was out. It was just me and Terry. And it was a crazy ass day."
Guy #2: "Why didn't you call your kid and tell him to come in? He could have helped."
Guy #1: "That would have been great. The only problem is that shlub doesn't know how to get up before never. I don't think I've seen him awake since he's turned 18."
- Brown Line
-- Submitted by Tropical