Guy: "...and they're getting tattoos at 15 and 16 years old. Tattoos!"
Girl: "For real. That means their stupid parents are signing off on those things. If my kid got a tattoo, I would take it off with sulfuric acid. And sand paper."
Guy: "I would tattoo his freaking face. 16? You can barely stand when you go to the bathroom."
-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man