Voice on voicemail: "Hi, honey. It's me. You have one mission and one mission alone today. Should you not accept this mission, there will be hell to pay. You are to come home immediately after work and make rhubarb crisp. Repeat, rhubarb crisp. Again, if the rhubarb crisp is not being made, the consequences will be dire. (pause) FOR YOU! Love you bye."
- West Suburban Office
-- Submitted by Janet