Guy #1: "...and I was all 'Stop coming up to us! I'm not giving you any damn money, asshole.'"
Guy #2: "Awesome."
Girl: "No, you weren't. You were more 'Uh, I don't have change.' I was the one that threatened to punch him in the head if he didn't leave me and my chicken wings alone."
- Clark and Ontario
-- Submitted by Kate