Guy #1: "Try hypnosis."
Guy #2: "That never works."
Girl: "Acupuncture?"
Guy #2: "Ouch. No needles."
Guy #1: "Gums?"
Guy #2: "Taste like crap."
Girl: "How about you stop buying the fucking packs?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, right. You're talking to the guy that can't stop at one donut. He has willpower issues."
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man
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