Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Excuses, Chimney-head.

Guy #1: "Try hypnosis."

Guy #2: "That never works."

Girl: "Acupuncture?"

Guy #2: "Ouch. No needles."

Guy #1: "Gums?"

Guy #2: "Taste like crap."

Girl: "How about you stop buying the fucking packs?"

Guy #1: "Yeah, right. You're talking to the guy that can't stop at one donut. He has willpower issues."

- Loyola University

-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man

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