Guy #1: "What are we doing for New Years?"
Guy #2: "Women."
Guy #1: "Yeah. But what about you? BURN!"
Guy #2: "Wow. Good one. The sad part is you're right. You'll get tons of girls. And I'll be stuck, drinking by myself, shooing everyone away while the countdown starts. If I'm lucky, I'll kiss my own hand and wonder when I'll finally be happy. Thanks for that."
-- Submitted by Flames Fan