Guy: "Do you think maybe we can put her to bed without all the theatrics tonight? Just like, read a story and then get some sleep?"
Girl: "No. Without the theatrics, bedtime is boring."
Guy: "That's why's it CALLED bedtime. If it were supposed to be exciting, it'd be called the circus. Or clowntime. Or 'fuck sleep, we're gonna play' time."
- EJ's Place
-- Submitted by Rohan
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