Guy: "Where are you going for break?"
Girl: "Aunt's house in Michigan. We're all meeting there. You?"
Guy: "I think I'm staying at my apartment. I don't need to see my mom get drunk, my grandmother sob about her horrible life, my brothers complaining about not getting what they want, and my dad sitting in the corner, pretending to be on the phone for 3 days."
-- Submitted by Clarise