Dad: "Sweetie. Sweetie. Come here. Don't. No. Don't. Come HERE!"
Employee: "We don't have any left in stock but...."
Dad: "Hold on. Pumpkin, get over here, NOW! Does working here make you want kids more or less?"
Employee: "Neither really."
Dad: "Oh yeah? If I worked here before I had kids, I would have snipped the tubes myself."
- Kids R Us, Niles
-- Submitted by Jennifer
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