Female Med Student: "I want life to be like Grey's Anatomy or ER."
Male Med Student: "Why the hell would you want that?"
F.M.S.: "Because I love those shows and want to be a doctor."
M.M.S.: "Great. So you want to be in a hospital where everyone fucks everyone else, forgets about it, fucks someone else, and then fuck the first person again? Oh wait. I forgot about the wonky, bumbling, and/or stupid med student who ends up saving a bunch of lives. Which person do you want to be?"
-- Submitted by Janet