Dense

Guy #1: "Let's go golfing."

Guy #2: "It's December."

Guy #1: "So let's take a trip."

Guy #2: "I have to study."

Guy #1: "Come on. A weekend jaunt to Arizona."

Guy #2: "Why don't you start our jaunt by getting the hell out of our room. Or you can go further by having me throw you out. Either way, you start walking, and I'll meet you there."

Guy #1: "Cool. Where should we meet?"

Guy #2: "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

- Northwestern University

-- Submitted by Viking