Guy #1: "...I'll just pay by check."
Guy #2: "You can't afford it. Just get her something cheaper."
Guy #1: "I'll just post date the check to 2040. They'll never know."
Guy #2: "Until you hand them the check, idiot."
- Nordstrom's, Skokie
-- Submitted by Haughty Taughty
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