Guy: "...so we're looking for a new cleaning lady."
Girl: "Ours is awesome. She comes in, works for four hours, and cleans everything. Sixty bucks."
Guy: "Our's comes in, works for 5 hours, and cleans nothing. Hundred bucks."
Girl: "Are you sure she's a cleaning lady and not a squatter?"
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Kylie