Guy #1: "You want to go to the Bears game on Sunday?"
Guy #2: "Who are they playing?"
Guy #1: "Packers."
Guy #2: "Is it going to be warm?"
Guy #1: "No. It's December."
Guy #2: "Then I'm not going. I'd rather not freeze my balls off AND watch the Bears get the ever-living shit beat out of them. Although, they may have a 'play quarterback for the Bears' contest. I couldn't be much worse."
- CNA Building
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