White people: We aren't always "hip."

Exec: "So, Snoop Doggy Dogg. He is a rapper?"

Office drone: "Uh, yeah. But I think he might have changed his name to just Snoop Dogg."

Exec: "Ah, yes. Like that P Dad man. Now he is what, 50 cents?"

Office drone: "P Diddy. And he's not the same guy as 50 Cent. It's Cent, by the way, no 's.'"

Exec: "Oh. Half dollar then?"

Office drone: "No, no. 50 Cent."

Exec: "Yes, half a dollar. And what is this, Cayenne West? "

Office drone: "I think so. Like the Porsche."

Receptionist: "Uh, excuse me. That's Kanye. His gold diggers like Porsches though."

- Fancy Loop Office (La Dee Daaa)

-- Submitted by Miss Risky