Guy #1: "So two weeks, huh?"
Guy #2: "Yup. Two weeks until this life is over."
Guy #3: "What?! You're getting married, you're not committing suicide."
Guy #2: "Yeah. But we can't do this. We can't just go out and hang. I'll have responsibilities."
Guy #1: "No. We'll hang. You tell that woman that we're going to hang when we want to and there's nothing she can do about it."
Guy #2: "See. This is why you're single and wish that you could hold on to somebody for more than a week."
Guy #3: "Forget a week. He can't hold on to someone after he takes his pants off. They all just start laughing and have to leave the room."
Guy #2: "And that's after he gets them drunk enough to take them back to his place."
Guy #3: "Or a bathroom."
-- Submitted by Prime