Office Guy #1: "...They can't make me clean it. My desk is the way I like it and I'm not changing it."
Office Guy #2: "What's the big deal? You put some papers in folders, put your trinkets on one shelf, and actually see the desktop."
Office Guy #1: "My desk status is covered by the First Amendment. It's a personal expression of art which displays my frustration with the daily rat race as well as my passion for what I do. I'm going to make a stand!"
- CNA Building
-- Submitted by Han