Friday, July 13, 2007

I bet he wears wife beaters at home.

Guy #1: "You should get a tattoo."

Older Woman: "NO! No tattoos. They're gross."

Guy #2: "Aw, come on. They're cool. You can get one right on your lower back."

Guy #3: "Hey, asshole. My mom isn't getting a whore brand and if you mention it again, I'm going to destroy you."

Guy #2: "It's not a whore brand. It's the new style."

Guy #3: "Yeah. That's what my mom needs: A style tip from a dude with a mullet AND a rat's tail on his head."

- South Side Shop

-- Submitted by Larry

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