Guy #1: "You should get a tattoo."
Older Woman: "NO! No tattoos. They're gross."
Guy #2: "Aw, come on. They're cool. You can get one right on your lower back."
Guy #3: "Hey, asshole. My mom isn't getting a whore brand and if you mention it again, I'm going to destroy you."
Guy #2: "It's not a whore brand. It's the new style."
Guy #3: "Yeah. That's what my mom needs: A style tip from a dude with a mullet AND a rat's tail on his head."
- South Side Shop
-- Submitted by Larry
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