Girl: "You want dessert?"
Guy #1: "I do."
Guy #2: "I don't."
Girl: "Why not? They have some good stuff."
Guy #2: "Why not? Because I don't want to gain the weight, that's why."
Guy #1: "Whatever. We'll share some cake or something."
Guy #2: "No. You two don't understand. You can eat cake, cookies, ice cream, and pie and lose 3 pounds today. I'll look at a glass of water and need to go up a pant size."
- Bennigan's on Michigan Ave.
-- Submitted by Terrence
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