Bum: "Can I please have money for some food mister?"
Guy: "Uh. You're just going to buy booze with it."
Bum: "No sir, I just want a hotdog. I'm hungry and need money to buy a hotdog."
Guy: "Here, but if you come out with anything besides a hot dog, I'm going to beat the crap outta you!"
- 7-11 by Univesrity Center
-- Submitted by Scrawny Guy's Friend