Pregnant Woman: "Excuse me, can I use this chair?"
Fat Woman: "No. It's taken."
Pregnant Woman: "But it only has a pair of shoes on it."
Fat Woman: "I'm sorry. It's taken?"
Pregnant Woman's Husband: "Taken? Who needs it more: the shoes or your fat haunches? Bitch."
- Skokie Water Playground
-- Submitted by Slim