Monday, July 16, 2007

Someone really wanted that chair.

Pregnant Woman: "Excuse me, can I use this chair?"

Fat Woman: "No. It's taken."

Pregnant Woman: "But it only has a pair of shoes on it."

Fat Woman: "I'm sorry. It's taken?"

Pregnant Woman's Husband: "Taken? Who needs it more: the shoes or your fat haunches? Bitch."

- Skokie Water Playground

-- Submitted by Slim

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