Friday, April 25, 2008

Why didn't you just buy another sandwich?

Guy: (on cell) "I was making my tuna sandwich. I made a crucial error. I put the bread directly on the bench. NO MAN! DIRECTLY ON THE FREAKING BENCH! Where the naked guy sits everyday. No! I couldn't turn back. I had already taken a couple bites. I should have turned back, but I had nothing else. Just never discuss it again."

- North Chicago, outside of a fitness center

-- Submitted by Relay

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