Guy #2: "Yeah."
Guy #1: "Will we sleep in the same bed? I mean we don't have to have sex or anything, I'm just wondering if we'll sleep in the same bed."
Guy #2: "Sure. I don't want to be one of those crotchety old couples that sleep in separate beds."
Guy #2: "Plus, why wouldn't we have sex?"
- State and Lake
-- Submitted by Haynes