Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Because you're married, dumbass.

Guy #1: "So you know when we inevitably get gay married out of boredom and loneliness?"

Guy #2: "Yeah."

Guy #1: "Will we sleep in the same bed? I mean we don't have to have sex or anything, I'm just wondering if we'll sleep in the same bed."

Guy #2: "Sure. I don't want to be one of those crotchety old couples that sleep in separate beds."


Guy #2: "Plus, why wouldn't we have sex?"

- State and Lake

-- Submitted by Haynes

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