Woman: "Can you look up Terry's number on google or something for me? "
Man: "Sure. Hold on." (pulls up the number) "Here it is."
Woman: "Can you read it to me? Or just write it down?"
Man: "Why can't you do it yourself?"
Woman: "I can't read."
Man: "So, if I write it down, how the hell are you going to dial the number?"
- Loop Office Building
-- Submitted by Pastey