At least he'll be able to drink and eat his misery away

Girl #1: "Do you think you guys can make it to the party?"

Girl #2: "Will there be alcohol there?"

Girl #1: "Yes."

Girl #2: "Food?"

Girl #1: "Yes."

Girl #2: "Guys I can make out with in front of my boyfriend?"

Girl #1: "Check and check."

Girl #2: "I'm in."

- Northwestern University

-- Submitted by Travis