Tuesday, April 29, 2008

It's too late for him now.

Guy #1: "....and I have to take my suit in for alteration."

Guy #2: "You know they don't really alter suits, right?"

Guy #1: "Oh no?"

Guy #2: "No. They just get new suits and stick some stitching in there. It's a huge sham. A conspiracy to get you to buy more items from the store."

Guy #1: "But alterations are free."

Guy #2: "So they got you already, huh?"

- State Street

-- Submitted by Cat Burglar

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