Guy #1: "....and I have to take my suit in for alteration."
Guy #2: "You know they don't really alter suits, right?"
Guy #1: "Oh no?"
Guy #2: "No. They just get new suits and stick some stitching in there. It's a huge sham. A conspiracy to get you to buy more items from the store."
Guy #1: "But alterations are free."
Guy #2: "So they got you already, huh?"
- State Street
-- Submitted by Cat Burglar
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