Guy: "I'm starving."
Girl: "So let's eat."
Guy: "I can't afford to eat out. But I don't want to cook."
Girl: "So let's go to a restaurant with tables near the huge windows. We'll just stick our faces on the glass, licking the air, asking if they're going to finish their food. Maybe we'll get a bite."
- UIC
-- Submitted by Randy
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