Student #1: "We getting drunk tonight?"
Student #2: "Nah. I'm hanging out with a new chick."
Student #1: "So let's all get drunk."
Student #2: "It's Wednesday and we're going to be studying."
Student #1: "That's fine. You can drink and study at the same time."
Student #2: "No. We have a test coming up. I have to do well."
Student #1: "What better way to relax than to get shitty?"
Student #2: "I don't know. How about studying the material, knowing it going in, and doing well on the test? That seems to be relaxing AND it gets me good grades."
Student #1: "But it doesn't taste as good."
- UIC CCC
-- Submitted by Al
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