Friday, September 21, 2007

One track mind.

Student #1: "We getting drunk tonight?"

Student #2: "Nah. I'm hanging out with a new chick."

Student #1: "So let's all get drunk."

Student #2: "It's Wednesday and we're going to be studying."

Student #1: "That's fine. You can drink and study at the same time."

Student #2: "No. We have a test coming up. I have to do well."

Student #1: "What better way to relax than to get shitty?"

Student #2: "I don't know. How about studying the material, knowing it going in, and doing well on the test? That seems to be relaxing AND it gets me good grades."

Student #1: "But it doesn't taste as good."


-- Submitted by Al

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