College Guy #1: "How'd you do?"
College Guy #2: "Awesome! I got a 71%!"
College Guy #1: "I wouldn't say a 71% is awesome, but it's good that you passed."
College Guy #2: "Whatever, bro. Degree eligible passing means I get a diploma. That diploma proves to my dad that I'm not as retarded as he says I am."
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man