Guy #1: "...and I just got my credit card bill. I have no idea how I'm going to pay it."
Guy #2: "If you don't know how to pay it, then just pay a little bit. Finance charges will KILL you."
Guy #1: "I can't even afford the minimum."
Guy #2: "Then why'd you charge all that stuff to the card?"
Guy #1: "I just figured I could pay it with a different card. Just have it keep going back and forth. Balance transfers and stuff."
Guy #2: "And?"
Guy #1: "My parents wouldn't help me get a second card."
- UIC CCC
-- Submitted by Clambake