Dork #1: "You going to get Halo 3 tonight?"
Dork #2: "I'm going to wait in line right after school. I want to be the first one to get it."
Dork #1: "Totally. I want to get as many achievements as possible before I get to bed."
Dork #2: "Me too."
Guy: "Hey nerds. Are you guys seriously getting wood over a gamerscore? You do realize you can't trade those points for a girlfriend and a real life, right?"
- Niles West High School
-- Submitted by Elon