(Cell phone rings)
Guy #1: "You know. I haven't had a cell phone in almost three years, but every time one rings, I have to see if it's mine."
Guy #2: "Does it happen with certain rings?"
Guy #1: "No. It happens with any ring. I don't remember what mine was, so I always check my pockets to see if it's in there. Hiding. Taunting me. Ready to strike."
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by Jenny