Guy #1: "I'm going to quit."
Guy #2: "But you don't have another job yet."
Guy #1: "But I've been on five interviews. One of them will hit."
Guy #2: "And if it doesn't?"
Guy #1: "I'm just going to sell my wife. Then my kids. Then maybe the car."
Guy #2: "At least you have your priorities straight."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Francisco
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