Assistant: "So you mean to tell me that your doc gives you an anal exam when you go for a pap smear?"
Boss: "Yes, doesn't yours? Mine does all the time! I turn around and talk to him while he's doing it! It doesn't hurt."
Assistant: "So a pap smear hurts but an anal feels good?"
Boss: "Well, yeah. The tools he uses are way too big! They are a good size for you since you've had three kids!"
- Loop Office
-- Submitte by Peon