Check and Mate.

Guy #1: "DRINK NIGHT! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"



Guy #2: "It's 8 AM."



Guy #1: "Get PUMPED for it BROTHER!"



Guy #2: "I refuse because, accordingly, you always act like a tool. Goose at the end of Top Gun is a better wingman than you."



- DePaul



-- Submitted by Harv