Girl #1: "I need to go home in a few days to do laundry."
Girl #2: "Seriously. I have so much that I'm gonna be buried in it soon."
Girl #1: "Well, why don't you come with me and my mom can do it for both of us."
Girl #2: "I'd feel guilty. Can't we get her a six pack or something for her trouble?"
-- Submitted by Genni