Student #1: "So do I want to get laid tonight or should I just go to bed?"
Student #2: "Why is the latter even an option?"
Student #1: "Well, its already 11:30, and I'm tired."
Student #2: "Dude, you'll be asleep by like 1:30."
Student #1: "Yeah, but I have class early tomorrow. And I like a full 9 hours of sleep."
Student #2: "Well, who's the victim?"
- University of Chicago Library Bathroom
-- Submitted by late night reader
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