Guy #1: "So I got a job offer, now I just have to decide whether I want it or not."
Guy #2: "Does it pay more than unemployment?"
Guy #1: "Yeah. But I'd have to do stuff. I don't know if the extra hundred a week is worth that."
Guy #2: "If I didn't know you better, I'd annihilate your deadbeat ass."
- Lincoln Park
-- Submitted by Carolyn