Girl #1: "My birthday is in 10 days!! We're doing a pub crawl!"
Girl #2: "You don't even know what a pub crawl is."
Girl #1:"Yeah, but when I figure it out, we're going to do it!"
Girl #2:"Yeah well, you guys can do a pub crawl. I'm going to do a pub walk-behind-you-and-laugh-while-you-try-to-get-your-drunk-ass-home."
-- Submitted by Deliah