Guy #1: "I think I'm devoid of feelings. Like, completely stunted."
Guy #2: "How do you figure? I've seen you laugh and stuff."
Guy #1: "But they aren't real, guttural laughs. They're more, I don't know, fake."
Guy #2: "So you don't have any emotions?"
Guy #1: "No. Like, my aunt dies, and I don't care. My girlfriend breaks up with me, I don't feel anything. I get a new job, nothing. It's like someone reached into my brain and took that part out of me."
Guy #2: "Like a lobotomy?"
Guy #1: "No. Into my brain."
- Panera, Old Orchard
-- Submitted by Sandwich