Thursday, August 09, 2007

Yup. A lobotomy.

Guy #1: "I think I'm devoid of feelings. Like, completely stunted."

Guy #2: "How do you figure? I've seen you laugh and stuff."

Guy #1: "But they aren't real, guttural laughs. They're more, I don't know, fake."

Guy #2: "So you don't have any emotions?"

Guy #1: "No. Like, my aunt dies, and I don't care. My girlfriend breaks up with me, I don't feel anything. I get a new job, nothing. It's like someone reached into my brain and took that part out of me."

Guy #2: "Like a lobotomy?"

Guy #1: "No. Into my brain."

- Panera, Old Orchard

-- Submitted by Sandwich

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