Monday, August 20, 2007

America: Becoming monosylabbic one idiot at a time.

Girl: (on cell) "It was horrible! I was bleeding profusely! There was blood everywhere! And...Profuse. That means without ceasing. Ugh! Jessica, cease means stop! I know! I just didn't think profuse was a big word! I'm sorry!"

-hangs up-

Girl: "That's what you get for watching The Hills all the motherfucking time."

- Red Line

-- Submitted by Samantha

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