Guy #1: "I just need to figure out a way to quit."
Guy #2: "How about going to your boss's office and telling him, 'I'm quitting' or 'I'm giving notice?'
Guy #1: "No. That wouldn't be good."
Guy #2: "But it would be right."
Guy #1: "I'd rather get on the PA and say something like, 'This is John. This job can go to hell. Suck my balls. That is all.'"
- Michigan Ave.
-- Submitted by Laird