Guy #1: "I texted her back and said I was sorry, that my friend took my phone, and he's a jackass."
Guy #2: "Why do you still have any of your ex-girlfriends' numbers in your phone anyway?"
Guy #1: "So if they call, I know not to answer."
Guy #2: "You should give them each an alias so that doesn't happen again."
Guy #1: "What you mean like 'Cubs Game' or 'Huge Mistake?'"
- Brown Line
-- Submitted by PhantomK
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